My (short-lived) life of crime

Last week I stopped at the gas station to fill up with diesel. After wrangling the bowser I kinda 'drifted off' and it wasn't until I was about 1/2 km away when I realised, to my horror, that I had driven off with out paying!

Images of police chases a la "Goodbye Pork Pie" flashed through my mind.

Thankfully the manager was most understanding when I appeared shame-faced at the till.