Neurosurgery is incredible but Andy has some tips for the uninitiated..

1. That your scalp itches "like a bastard" for weeks after.

2. That your awake (Ok they told me but I didn't think it'd be that freaky)

3. That it f'ing hurts ... (thanks god for Morphine, Codeine Phosphate, Nuramol, iBruprofen, Panadol)

4. That the chief theatre nurse would be a complete babe

5. That you forget stuff ...... (note : not the babe)

6. see 5.